I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!