What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...