The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...