Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Why We Appreciate Men
Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain’t Prince...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...