Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...