Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...