Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...