The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...