Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...