Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
A snail buys a fast new car
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Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
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