Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...