What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
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More Darwin Awards!
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Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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Musical jokes
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The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...