Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...