The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels