Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...