Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...