Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...