Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?
How can u spot a tough Lesbian Bar?Even the pool tables don’t have balls.
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...