Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...