How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...