Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Knock Knock Christmas
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Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Texas builds it larger
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What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...