Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.