Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...