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Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Different sex outcomes
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A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
The Ocotpus!
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Shakespearian Computer Story
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What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
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Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...