May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
A little corporate humor
A little corporate humor———————-I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...