The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...