A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Women seeking men
|”WOMEN SEEKING MEN” Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...