Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Two story house
Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...