Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
what would happen if your dog’s…
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...