Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive