Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...