IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...