Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...