Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...