Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Real opcodes
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Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...