Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...