Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...