Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.