Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.