How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...