The world’s smartest man?
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Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Give chocolate pudding
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Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
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No Peer Pressure
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Football try-outs.
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What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
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Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...