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What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
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Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
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A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
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Chicken and the road thru history.
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Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Emacs acronyms
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Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...