Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...