The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
A list of redneck computer terms
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The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...