On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...