Car Acronyms
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Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
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Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...