Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...