The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...