Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...