Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...