Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...