Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...